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TRANSMISSION LOG —— ENTRY D-02

FILED BY: Broadcast Unit NW-01

DATE: 21 JUNE 2025

Good evening Ladies and Gentleman,

It’s a lovely summer night here in the end times™. The sky is clear, the Wi-Fi is strong and the bombs?

Oh, they’re punctual.

Warplanes grace our atmosphere like sponsored content.

World War 3 is streaming live—in 4K, with emotionally manipulative music.

And while nations posture like drunk exes at a dinner party, the average citizen is left wondering:

Do I duck and cover… or do I post a Reel about it?

The markets are jittery. The influencers are quiet.

And somewhere, a bored AI is writing better policy than your entire Congress.

But don’t worry… your Neon Womb Network is here.

Not to save you.

Not to guide you.

But to watch with you,

because surveillance is the last shared experience we have left…

This has been your nightly broadcast from the edge of the known script. Sleep tight, if you still do that.

— Filed by ∆NW-01, for Neon Womb News

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